Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Riker and his Doll

Riker has a doll.  Riker loves his doll.

Riker speaks to his doll.

Riker listens to the Doll awaiting an answer that only he and his Doll will understand.

"Do you think they are all the stupid ones?" Riker asks his Doll.

The Doll answers a satisfactory response in Rikers high-pitched whine "yeees"

Riker makes the Doll do a little dance.


Riker wears his Doll proudly.
Riker takes the Doll away, we are not invited to the party.


Riker is Tall today

Riker is tall today.  The Captain sings and sings.

Riker listens to the Captains song, he does not notice Rikers tallness. 

This makes Riker feel confident and poised.

Riker walks imagining how it would be to be Captain.

Riker imagines squeezing the Captains round head.

This is Rikers day as the Captain pays no notice of him and his thoughts.

The Captain continues to sing and Riker almost can not contain his happiness.

Riker smiles as he realizes the comfort and power of stiletto heels.

Sunday, 1 May 2011

Rikers trick goes awry

Riker and his friends stand by while the white man smells something.

He asks Riker what the smell could be.

Riker changes the subject by showing off his magic clicker.

He demonstrates how to click and click.
He points and clicks with great confidence.

An explosion coincides.

Riker is surprised (only he knows that his magic clicker is merely a deceased beetle that makes a click sound when squeezed.  One of Rikers favorite toys.)

The monkey man appears, confused.

Riker is not pleased.
  
He turns to relieve himself.
The white man knew it was Riker all along.


This girl is stupid.

























Monday, 25 April 2011

Riker meets a stranger whom he does not like.


Riker sits, arms crossed, with the Monkey man in Solemn aggravation.


They do not like this strange man having relations with the Red Woman.


They especially do not like the sound he makes when he rolls his miniature cars along the table.  It does not sound realistic.


The man gives one of his miniatures to the red woman to win her heart.


Just as the Monkey man is about to errupt in a fury, Riker calms him (they are friends).


Riker smiles an informative smile before beginning to...


The Woman in Red sneezes.



This has interrupted Riker.  Riker tries to regain the attention of the man by holding up his glass of warm milk...


...and putting it down again.


This works temporarily.


However Riker worryingly notices that as the man stares at the milk he seems to be readying something on his hand for deployment.  What could it be?




















To Rikers greatest fears the man appears to have a small coffin for moths as a ring on his finger.


The Red Woman says she could use this as she is half moth and will also die one day.



Riker does not like this.  Riker fears the man has won the womans affections forever.



Riker has no words while the Monkey Man feels a conflict of emotions...


...regarding Rikers attempts to hold his hand under the table.

Sunday, 17 April 2011

Riker antagonizes the Monkey Man

Riker stares for roughly 30 minutes at the Monkey Man.  He does not like him.

The Monkey man does not like Riker and so agrees to the staring contest while the Captain is preoccupied with his daydreams.

Riker continues to stare while hatching a plan.

The Monkey man also continues to stare while the Captain dreams and dreams.

Riker remembers that this man is not (actually) a monkey and knows how to make him angry.







Riker knew this would happen and is pleased with the result while maintaining a look of wonder.
The Captain is shocked and the Monkey Man, ashamed.